The People's Cannon

nostroviadrop:

literallymechanical:

sexhaver:

trains are to engineering as crabs are to biology. on a long enough timescale, if you optimize almost any system enough, you eventually get some form of either a train or a crab

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vewn:

I should get pregnant

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repurposedmeatlocker:

Your dad’s favorite musician looks gnc af

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agnesmontague:

mlarayoukai:

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

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remaininlightbytalkingheads:

remaininlightbytalkingheads:

it’s so funny watching people in that weed poll post who don’t smoke openly lambaste their “annoying stoner roommate” in the tags because i have been the annoying stoner roommate so many times

annoying stoner roommates are the most oppressed class in today’s society unironically

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gaytanic-panic:

julianbashir:

based off this post

@prgnant

identifying-cars-in-posts:

nil-number:

morutantei:

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

1999-2003 Renault Scénic

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genderyomi:

tanadrin:

Imagine the specific amount of money (if such an amount exists) it would take for you to permanently tattoo the Amazon.com logo on your forehead. Really think carefully. Now imagine how much money it would take for you to tattoo the logo of a website called “DildoPalace.biz” on your forehead. Again, try to be as specific as possible when you consider the figure. The second number is…

About the same (it’s not that embarrassing)

About the same (the price is high anyway)

Less than 10% higher

10-50% higher

50-100% higher

100-300% higher

300-1000% higher

More than 1000% higher

See Results

If the price would not be much higher in the second case because you don’t find “DildoPalace.biz” particularly embarrassing, choose option 1. If the price would not be much higher in the second case because your bad price would be very high anyway, and the amount of money necessary to make up for the embarrassment would be small in comparison, choose option 2. If there is no finite amount of money such that you would tattoo either logo on your forehead, then no option applies to you.

it would take less money for me to get the dildopalace.biz logo tattooed on my forehead than the Amazon logo

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brightlotusmoon:

sunflowershine03:

ejacutastic:

her storytelling skills are killing me

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aint-love-heavy:

ALT

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